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Gold in the Teeth

Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Ass

Iron in the Arteries

And 
An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.

I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth.

Walmart: Free-plus-overage Febreze Noticeables

If you got the $3/1 Febreze Noticeables coupon in your Sunday newspaper insert yesterday, you can use it to get free Febreze Noticeables at Walmart. Here’s how:

Buy 1 Febreze Noticeables at $2.47 
Use $3/1 Febreze Noticeables coupon from the 8/28 insert 
Free plus overage after coupon

Chick-fil-A: Free Breakfast!

Register for a free breakfast at Chick-fil-A next week (September 6-10). You can choose any item from their breakfast menu: multi-grain oatmeal, sausage biscuit, chicken biscuit, or chicken breakfast burrito.

To request your free breakfast:

::Visit the Chick-fil-A Breakfast Site and select the restaurant you will be getting the free breakfast from.

::Select the date and time to get your free breakfast and your choice of free breakfast item.

::You’ll receive an email confirmation. Just print this and take it to Chick-fil-A on the date and time you chose to 

Target: Febreze Noticeables Warmers money-maker

Here’s a hot money-maker deal at Target this week:

Buy 4 $2.50 Febreze Noticeables Warmers at $2.50 each 
Buy 1 Febreze Air Effects Spray, 9.7 oz at $2.50 
Use 4 $3/1 Febreze Noticeables Warmer coupon from the 8/28 P&G coupon insert 
Use $1/1 Febreze Air Effects coupon from the 8/28 P&G insert 

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